Tatting Limericks..... written by a bunch of nuts!

Tatting Limericks

Written by a bunch of nuts!

There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" So she (he) went online To find thread oh so fine, But the wait for snail mail was her (his) dread!		Nancy R.
Claire		There once was a tatter who said, “Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!” Oh No, Oh No..what can I do? Let me think, how can I bear? Aha, how silly, it’s under the chair!!
There once was a tatter who said, “Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!” For such a whoops and consternation Guess its time to use some imagination Pattern and color change, oh my the possibilities in my head!!!		Bina
Elesa		There once was a tatter who said, “Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!” It doesn't have to be red, I must have some more thread I can't really be out Because I'm not yet dead!
There once was a tatter who said, “Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!” I ran to the store I just had to buy more But indeed, I forgot to take ‘bread.”		Betsy

There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" Now what will I do? I will have to use blue Instead of that pretty red thread.		There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" This is not such a disaster, I just must move faster To get to the store for more thread
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" Now my choice is quite clear, I must run fast from here To the place that carries my thread.		There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" I said to my honey, Just give me some money To avoid the bad thoughts in my head
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" Now the shuttle must be re-wound, Before I can begin the next round Not tonight as it's time for bed.		There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" There's no more in my stash, I must search though the trash In my search I will not be misled.
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" I am on the verge of panic I am just this side of manic Be careful right now where you tread.		There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" Please don't waste my time On a silly old rhyme As the dread here is widespread.
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" While working on that blue bird I said a very nice word At which point the family just fled.		Mary

There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" "I'm off to the thrift store, To see if I can get more, Oh why did I choose that vintage bright red?!!"		Janet
Beth		There once was a tatter who said, "Oh my gosh , I ran out of thread!" She made a confession, tatting was an obsession, That simply had gone to her head.
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh my gosh , I ran out of thread!" Her husband said: "Blast! So you stopped it at last... Now will you please do the dishes instead!?"		Ben

There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" but my husband thought that I had bought enough to last 'til I'm dead. I laughed at dh and then said, "A tatter never has enough thread! There are shuttles to wind and more patterns to find; and there's always a new color thread!		Georgia
Sally		There once was a tatter who said "Oh my gosh, I ran out of thread! Looks like I will fail To finish my veil, Without it I cannot be wed!
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" Not to worry, I'll just join Miss Muffet And sit myself down on a tuffet And spin up some webbing instead!		Fran
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I just ran out of thread! My fingers are sore, I can't see any more And I'm tired - I'm going to bed!"		There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I just ran out of thread! Well, no curses, no oaths; I'll tat. Emperor's clothes sliding picots and knots in my head."
Katie

There once was a tatter who said, "Oh my gosh , I ran out of thread!" It's time now to take, Some coffee and cake, And catch up on my emails instead.		Yvonne
Beth		There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, dear, I've run out of thread!" "So, I'll send out a line, to e-buddies of mine, Surely, someone will send me some thread!"
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, dear, I've run out of thread! I've emptied my stash And I'm all out of cash!" And she woke up, screaming in dread!		Today was the day we all dread; I wanted to tat, but instead Had to go and get squished When in fact all I wished Was to play with my shuttles and thread.
		Lily

Mary		Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" Woe is me Let's see I have Alzheimer's, dread, Upstairs is where it's hid!"
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread! There's a lace in my shoe And for now that must do. Stop tatting? Not 'til I'm quite dead."		Joan

There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" To the store I must dash to build my personal stash and never again know this dread		There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" my hubby let out a loud groan for he knew my thread would require a loan to stop me being a pain in his head
There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" She couldn't believe that she got caught without enough to complete the creative thought and felt certain she must be out of her head!		There once was a tatter who said, "Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!" Don't let on to the officials at NATA For it's in great fear that I'd hafta give back my number, she said!
Jill

There once was a tatter who said, “Oh, my gosh, I ran out of thread!” She went to the cat Now how ‘bout that? She tatted with black fur instead!		Pam

Kathy		This one is a bit different, but I will include it anyway! A tatter named Kathy was green With envy, 'twas easily seen. For Ben sent a verse in English, what's worse! To show that his wit is quite keen.
There once was as tatter in Britain, Who tried hard to tat a nice mitten. But something went wrong - The picots were too long! So now it's a toy for her kitten...		Ben
Heather		There once was a tatter who said: "Oh my gosh, I'm running out of thread! Come what may I must finish, Make the picots a bit thinnish, then it may just stretch to the end."
There once was a tatter who said: "Oh my gosh, I ran out of thread! I'm way over budget, I guess I must fudge it, For I must buy some thread for the end."		There once was a tatter who said: "Oh my gosh, I ran out of thread!" She cried to her mother Who said "Cry no longer, Now you'll do real work instead."
There once was a tatter who sold A piece she loved more than the gold. But her sick dad was needy Of pricey drugs speedily For his family one last time to hold.		There once was a tatter who'd knot More threads by far than she ought; So her arms began aching And she began taking More pills than her doc ever thought.

INDEX	STORIES	LIMERICKS	HAIKU
	THOUGHTS 4 THE DAY	FUNNIES
WHAT IS NATA?	NUTTERS UNITE	PATTERNS	TATTING TECHNIQUES
	LINKS	MEMBER- SHIP